Lucky You

   Are we over? I always knew what it would take; for one of us to really fall in love with someone else, hard enough to make us a faint, barely-existent memory. That has always been the inevitable, impending nail in our relationship's proverbial coffin. I just always hoped it would be me. You'd handle this so much better; you're so much easier to distract, and I'm so much easier to get over. 
   I swear to God, I will never, ever, ever forgive you. I wish that made me miss you less.