The mailman greeted him one morning and asked if his kids were off to college. Ultimate Mystery told him that Bobby's away in college and his sister is going away next year. He was about to add that his youngest hasn't started high school yet, when the Mailman interjected with "Well, you'll have a lot more time to chase your wife around!" The Ultimate Mystery stood in awkward silence for a moment, and the Mailman immediately repented.
"I'm so sorry, was that inappropriate?"
"Well... a little," Ultimate Mystery replied.
The Mailman proceeded to apologize profusely, leaving the Ultimate Mystery to deduct that people had complained about the Mailman in the past and further complaints would put his job in jeopardy.
This is a picture of Bobby over the weekend in the middle of a game of Dizzy Bat.
I'm putting up one of him because I don't have one of his dad.
I SUCK at the who/whom thing. Like I don't even have a clue.
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